Celeb Foot Update 3/4/18

Hello,

Just another lazy Sunday afternoon, so I thought I'd do a little update today.  If any of the long time readers of this blog probably remember about Andrea, she loved female celeb feet so much that she'd do rankings 3 times a month on a notepad and rank her favorite celebs 1-20.

Before her death, she had been doing these rankings for 16 years.  How the ranking system works is that she'd rank them 1-20 and each time, she'd forward the number of that particular woman.  For example, let's say in the month of January, Britney Spears ranked 3rd, 6th and 5th.  That would give her a running total of 14 points.  And each woman's total would be kept track of all year and whoever had the smallest amount of points at year's end would be her "Celebrity Foot Champion of the Year". 

Oddly enough, Andrea, who was a submissive at heart, really had a think for the older women like Glenn Close, Helen Mirren, Dawn Wells, Sally Field and Katie Couric. But her favorite was Glenn Close.  She saw her as a much older lady than herself and a woman who was powerful and would just have to snap her fingers to get a sub like Andrea over there to worship her feet.  And I admit, even though Glenn isn't all that pretty, there's something sexy about her.  Anyway, of the 16 years of ranking women's feet, only two women won a championship more than once and nobody ever repeated in back to back years.  Glenn Close and Cindy Crawford each won two titles on Andrea's lists.

So Andrea got me doing this too and I've been doing it for 5 years now.  In my first year of rankings in 2013, Katie Couric crushed all the competition, winning by 128 points over my second ranked woman that year, who was a fellow Punjabi girl, Mindy Kaling.  Then in 2014, Nicky Hilton won my championship by a mere 4 points over the runner up Cindy Crawford.  In 2015, 16 and 17, Cindy Crawford crushed all comers on my list and to be honest it got boring because I thought she would win every single year from here on out!

But so far in 2018, things have gone not so accordingly to plan.  I did a ranking yesterday and after 7 rankings this year, Nicky Hilton is back on top, currently with 16 points and Sarah Jessica Parker is in second, just 4 points behind at 20.  Katie Couric stands at 22 and a few others are near 30 or so.  Three time defending champion Cindy Crawford currently sits at 40 points, her largest deficit in years. But she's far from out of the running for her 4th straight championship.  I suspect by October or November, she'll be right there in the running.  I do have a feeling as of right now that it seems like Nicky's year though, but Cindy just might edge the tall sexy blonde out in the end and win yet again.  Time will tell.

I have much the same tastes in women's feet as Andrea did.  In fact, up until I met Andrea, I had no interest at all in women's feet.  It would've never crossed my mind other than being something that's gross. But she introduced me to her sub, Susan, who is now my sub. An Armenian woman with jet black, beautiful hair, a huge nose, the biggest set of natural breasts I've ever seen on a woman and the most unbelievable feet I've ever encountered.

You might remember Susan, she ran this blog for a long time once Andrea's progressive MS got really bad.  Susan's feet are the foot lover's dream come true. Perfect looking feet that literally ooze sweat.  You can put her in any of her shoes and within a half hour, they literally glisten with sweat and they get SO sweaty, you'd swear we coated them in baby oil.  Susan has a medical condition known as "Hyperhydrosis" that causes excessive sweating in certain parts of the body. For Susan, she sweats profusely on her head and even more so on the soles of her feet.

Susan's feet are quite unique.  Their wonderful scent is a tad bit different than the classic foot scent. Andrea and I have always described it as a "sweet stink".  I have an addiction to them.  She has had a pair of women's Adidas running shoes for over 17 years now.  They are white shoes with baby blue stripes. In our group, they are absolutely legendary. When she was younger, she ran at least 3 different marathons in them and they were here every day shoes for many years when she was a local radio personality.  I tell you the truth, you can smell these shoes from 10 feet away when they aren't on her glorious feet!

I love them so much, I literally sleep with them at night and tie them to my own nose when I masturbate with my Hitachi, a girl's best friend.  The scent is so utterly superb that they give me the most intense orgasms of my life when smelling them.  I still make her wear them on occasion, although her normal shoes are a pair of locking high heels that are 1.5 sizes to small for her that make her feet drip with sweat and cause her tremendous pain.  But when I make her wear those Ruthian Adidas, I always make her wear them without socks. At the end of the day, her feet are so sweaty and ripe, I remove her shoes and sniff and lick every single bead of sweat off her unrivaled feet. Despite being one of the world's biggest bitches, I still am in love with her because of two things. Tits and feet!

 I love tying the bitch up and using a tit press to squash her massive boobs flatter than pancakes, so much so that's she sometimes passes the hell out from the pain. And I love tormenting and tickling her sweaty feet, which are the most ticklish feet I've ever seen. God Bless Susan's feet!  Ohhhhh, I can just see that little cunt that runs Wikifeet cringing at such a thought.  No doubt he'd much rather bury his nose in Bruce Jenner's feet, being the flaming fucking queer that he is.  Let that sink in all of you that bow to this piece of shit and think his rules for his site are justified.  He's a fucking loser, plain and simple. Sorry if you don't "get it".

So as I said, I love many of the same feet that Andrea did and like Andrea, my favorite fellow foot lover in the foot fetish community is Ooberman, who was unjustly thrown off The Mousepad by that little bitch Riggs, who's about as wimpy as Eli Ozer, the Euro grease ball piece of horse shit.  Here's a bundle of some of my favorite feet.

Keena

Mistress Glenn Close demanding her feet be sniffed at once by Andrea!

If I were behind Ms. Close at the Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony, I would've ran up to get a sniff once she took her sweaty high heels off, even if it meant a brief arrest. 

Nicky Hilton airing out her incredibly sweaty feet.  mmmmmm.... sniffffffff.... girl sweat. 

Nicky walking all around town just for me in her flip flops just to get her feet sweaty and smelly for me to feast on and tickle without mercy!

More Nicky

And perhaps the sweatiest Nicky's feet ever were on this night wearing the cheap, see through, plastic heels that you can literally see beads of sweat in those awesome shoes!  mmmm mmmmm mmmmm! 

Simply the greatest ever, Cindy Crawford, showing her ageless feet.  Always the best in my book!

"Get your skinny Indian ass over here Keena and bury your face in my sweaty soles for an hour or two".  YES MA'AM!!!!!

Nobody can beat Cindy in my book!

Cindy Crawford, the foot legend, taking her boot off to expose an incredibly sweaty, smelly, sole to tease me with. "Don't you wish you could have just one little sniff, Keena"? Ummmm, yes Mistress Cindy, I do.

Most people call her Sarah Jessica Parker.  I call her Sarah Jessica Feet. mmmmmmmmmm

Once more, we see Sarah Jessica Parker, taking off her high heels to tease me with.  Little does she know, I'll sneak under the table with Ooberman to get a sniff of her awesome, sweaty, feet. 

The ultimate tease as Katie Couric slips her feet out of her black, pointy heels, just for me to look at and drool over!

After wearing these heels for 7 straight days without taking them off, the pinnacle came at the Knicks game where Katie teased me with this picture, asking how much I'd pay to unbuckle those heels and have a foot lover's sniffing delight.  Oh, if you only knew how much, Ms. Couric!

I'd pay 10K for her black, pointy, heels right out off her super sweaty, feet.  Sniffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!! 

As I'm tied to her chair, Melissa Rivers teases me by saying "let me remove these shoes Keena so you can have a better look at what you want so bad but can NEVER have!  Not even a 1 second sniff. Dream on Keena"! 

Later, Ms. Rivers sent me this pic of her spectacular feet!

One of the all time greatest celeb foot pictures.  Christina Applegate in "The Pose". 

Christina laughs it up as I am helpless to do anything other than staring.  DAMN HER! 

Natalie Portman declares, "trust me Keena, my feet smell nothing like roses or flowers.  But you'll never get to find out!"

Again, Natalie declares that her soles are only for looking at and that a low life loser like me is never allowed to get anywhere near them.  I understand, Miss Portman.  But not even one little sniff?  hmmm, I guess not as she just dies laughing at me. 

Helen Mirren invites me over to her car to have a quick sniff but nothing more.  But but but...  and she rolls up the window. 

Another tantalizing look at Helen Mirren's sweaty soles!

Maybe the sweatiest feet I've ever seen on anyone.  Mindy Kaling's super sweaty feet!

As I'm tied up to the coffee table just 3 feet away from Mindy's barefeet, she totally ignores me but knows that my pussy is oozing at the sight of her awesome soles, that I know she'll deny me of. 

And again. "Keep dreaming Keena, you're as much of a loser as Andrea was and only deserve to be teased by these soles rather than being allowed to fulfill your fantasies of worshiping them.  I'll allow Ooberman over there to do so, other than you! 

Can you only imagine how Dakota Fanning's feet must be so sweaty and smelly in these clear shoes after being made to wear them for 3 straight weeks, 24/7?

Again, Ms. Fanning likes to tease the hell out of me by flashing her sweaty soles right out of her Nikes and socks that she hasn't washed in 2 months!

Fetish legend Kendra smiles at the camera. 

"Just stay seated Keena and gaze at my perfect soles", says Kendra James.

Oh Lordy, Kendra is a bit nude. That's an instant turnoff for Eli Ozer and his robot followers. 

Flo from Progressive might even get me to vote "Progressive" if I am allowed to sniff her feet bathed in sweat for just two minutes!

Anne Heche getting a massage.  If I was massaging Anne, I'd do so with my nose buried in those rosy pink, sweaty soles!

Back when Anne was on the prowl for some pussy.  She can have mind anytime she wants.  But would she allow a nobody like me to actually cum?  I doubt it, seriously. 

ESPN's Linda Cohn showing all the young anchors what it means to be a total fox and foot Goddess!