Hello,
As Joyce Marie explained in her first post earlier this week, this blog is under new ownership. My name is Debra and I have replaced former blog owner and ADM Susan with Joyce Marie. Susan will be back someday on this blog but is currently serving a suspension from this blog as well as our three other BDSM/Tease and Denial blogs.
I am a 32 year old Domme of a beautiful red head, Kirstie. I wouldn't say celebrity feet are my thing but I do appreciate a beautiful female foot when I see one. Mine are quite nice but the nicest feet in our Central Cal group belong to long time member of this blog, Andrea.
Andrea has long narrow size 10 feet. Perfect toes, high arches and smooth soles. The most ticklish feet? I'd say Andrea's probably are. Susan is the most ticklish woman of the entire group but mainly in her armpits. I think Andrea's feet are a little more ticklish. The sweatiest and most smelly feet, easily go to Susan. The biggest are Mistress Jen's, size 11. Although Tease and Denial Queens long time member Lauren has size 16 feet and stands a remarkable 6 foot 11 inches. Joyce Marie's are a tiny size 4.5.
I hope you are all enjoying the more mature and level headed leadership that Joyce Marie is providing to this blog. She will be the ADM here for at least the next three months and she will be the one to decide if and when Susan can come back to this blog.
Here is a sexy video of busty Carmen Electra that I thought you foot lovers might enjoy.
Debra
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Update for Thursday 6-30-2011
Today would be the normal date for the transfer of all the blogs to the newly elected ADM. Mistress Debra will no doubt update us on Lady Bonita's condition late tonight on the TDQ Blog. Once she does, I will comply with Lady Bonita's wishes concerning the blog for the next three months. I will see that information regarding the blog's status for the next three months is posted over this weekend.
Tomorrow's update will feature ebony feet, assuming I am still an author for the blog. Our celebrities in today's update are not only displaying their bare feet, but in most cases a somewhat revealing view of their derriere. Thank you to those that took time to post comments during the week.
Yesterday there was a comment from Lauren about the picture of Lara Dutta looking very much like Angelina Jolie. Well, Lauren is very sharp and the picture not only looks like Angelina, but it IS a picture of her. I googled Lara Dutta and the picture I posted came up because there were also pictures of Angelina Jolie on the same web page. I incorrectly assumed it was Lara Dutta. I apologize for the mistake and thank Lauren for correcting me.
Here then are today's pictures; hopefully without any mistakes.
Tomorrow's update will feature ebony feet, assuming I am still an author for the blog. Our celebrities in today's update are not only displaying their bare feet, but in most cases a somewhat revealing view of their derriere. Thank you to those that took time to post comments during the week.
Yesterday there was a comment from Lauren about the picture of Lara Dutta looking very much like Angelina Jolie. Well, Lauren is very sharp and the picture not only looks like Angelina, but it IS a picture of her. I googled Lara Dutta and the picture I posted came up because there were also pictures of Angelina Jolie on the same web page. I incorrectly assumed it was Lara Dutta. I apologize for the mistake and thank Lauren for correcting me.
Here then are today's pictures; hopefully without any mistakes.
Danielle Lloyd
She was Miss Great Britain in 2007, but was stripped (sorry about the pun) of her title for posing nude in "Playboy" the following year.
Danielle Lloyd
Carolina Ardohain
Carolina is an Argentine model and TV personality.
Carolina Ardohain
Eva Longoria
Eva Longoria is a star of TV's "Desperate Housewives".
Alicia Muchado
Miss Universe of 1996 from Venezuela.
Laetitia Casta
French model for Victoria's Secret and film star.
Irina Shiek (Shayk)
Russian model who has appeared in "Sport's Illustrated Swimsuit Edition."
Jamelia Niela Davis
She is a British model and R&B singer. She is also an animal right's activist and posed for this picture for use by Petra Nemcova's "I Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign. I'm not an animal right's activist, but I am sure glad Jamelia is.
Vida Guerra
Vida is a Cuban-American actress and singer.
Vida is a Cuban-American actress and singer.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Update for Wednesday 6-29-2011
Today's update features Bollywood celebrities showing off their bare feet. Originally the term Bollywood referred specifically to films produced in the Hindu language, usually in Bombay, India (now renamed Mumbai). Now the term is more generally used to include to all actresses of Middle East descent starring in films in their language.
Malika Arora
Madhurima Banerjee
Madhurima Banerjee
Catrinel Menghia
Priyanka Chopra
Katrina Kaif
Lara Dutta
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Update for Tuesday 6-28-2011
Our update for today will feature women, who were not born in the U.S. There will be two poses of each of our ladies showcasing their feet. I did not have time today to create appropriate captions, but will just identify them. Our next update will feature some Bollywood stars.
Our first two pictures are of Canadian actress, Elisha Cuthbert.
Our first two pictures are of Canadian actress, Elisha Cuthbert.
Next is one of my first "girl crushes", Laetitia Casta. She is a French model and film star.
Mexican film actress and model, Laura Harring, is shown in our next two photos.
Our final two pictures are of Indian film actress, Katrina Kaif.
Monday, June 27, 2011
Update for Monday 6-27-2011
As you probably gathered from the banner, the blog is under new management. Effective July 1st Lady Bonita will be the Administrator, if her health permits. She may choose to run the blog herself or appoint a custodian. From now until July 1st or until Lady Bonita is well, Mistress Debra is the Administrator of the blog. She has appointed me to be the custodian until the transition takes place. Comments and suggestions are welcome.
Our first celebrity today is Swedish actress, Nadia Bjorlin, who played Chloe in the TV soap opera "Days of Our Lives". In the soap opera Chloe was a young aspiring opera singer. Nadia is also a licensed mortician and actually prepared the body of Osama Bin Laden before he was buried at sea from the Navy ship.
The name of our next celebrity is not know. All we know about her is that she lived in what later became Virginia from 1584 until her death in 1627. The only details we have about her life was that she served as the masseuse and personal trainer for Pocahontas. She was killed in a fit of rage by her husband, when she wanted a divorce to marry Pocahontas.
Next is Canadian TV and film actress Natasha Henstridge. The bikini she is wearing in this photograph is genuine zebra skin. Unfortunately, it is illegal to appear in public in a zebra skin bikini. She was convicted of that offense and is currently serving a 178 year sentence in a maximum security prison in the Yukon Territory of Canada.
Pictured above is 41 year old Ellen Pompeo from Massachusetts. She is one of Mitt Romney's 19 wives and together they have produced 63 off springs so far. She was photographed in the nude because it saves her the bother of always having to undress.
This picture is of Israeli model, Bar Rafaeli, who is also the Rabbi that certifies all circumcisions in the city of Jerusalem. She is also the wife of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu. They have 11 surviving children; all girls!
Our last picture is for viewers, whose fetishes demand a little more than just bare feet. I hope this picture doesn't offend anyone from the TDQ Blog; they are unaccustomed to viewing anything quite this graphic.
Our first celebrity today is Swedish actress, Nadia Bjorlin, who played Chloe in the TV soap opera "Days of Our Lives". In the soap opera Chloe was a young aspiring opera singer. Nadia is also a licensed mortician and actually prepared the body of Osama Bin Laden before he was buried at sea from the Navy ship. 
The name of our next celebrity is not know. All we know about her is that she lived in what later became Virginia from 1584 until her death in 1627. The only details we have about her life was that she served as the masseuse and personal trainer for Pocahontas. She was killed in a fit of rage by her husband, when she wanted a divorce to marry Pocahontas.
Next is Canadian TV and film actress Natasha Henstridge. The bikini she is wearing in this photograph is genuine zebra skin. Unfortunately, it is illegal to appear in public in a zebra skin bikini. She was convicted of that offense and is currently serving a 178 year sentence in a maximum security prison in the Yukon Territory of Canada.
Pictured above is 41 year old Ellen Pompeo from Massachusetts. She is one of Mitt Romney's 19 wives and together they have produced 63 off springs so far. She was photographed in the nude because it saves her the bother of always having to undress.
This picture is of Israeli model, Bar Rafaeli, who is also the Rabbi that certifies all circumcisions in the city of Jerusalem. She is also the wife of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu. They have 11 surviving children; all girls!
Our last picture is for viewers, whose fetishes demand a little more than just bare feet. I hope this picture doesn't offend anyone from the TDQ Blog; they are unaccustomed to viewing anything quite this graphic.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Now it might be serious
Trip to neurology - check
Trip to eye doctor - 20/20 vision, no problems
today's trip to the DDS - not as good
During my recent health worries I have had a salivary gland that has been slightly swollen. My GP didn't feel it but today I asked my dentist to feel it and sure enough, it's enlarged. He was quick to say it probably wasn't serious and wouldn't lose any sleep over it but as you know I'm not the type not to worry.
He did say to go back to the doctor and get it checked by an oral surgeon just to be safe. So now I have an 8:45 appt at my doctor on Friday. The gland is soft and movable which usually indicates something of benign origin but that doesn't stop me from worrying that I'm looking at Lymphoma face to face. My only hope is that it hasn't spread much.
Another ADM election has come and gone and still nothing to show for. This time I finished last in a field with three other women with limited talent. And to nobodies shock, the least qualified candidate won, Bonita. Yes, mid 70s Bonita who rarely even writes. I also lost to Pardeep and a 15 year old.
I hate to say it but Bonita has vowed to take this blog out of my control during her reign saying she'll hold me to my promise to include this blog in the elections. While I had the guts to go against Debra and Joyce the last time this happened, there is simply no way I can go against Bonita. She can and would make my life a living hell if I resisted her and I won't dare take that chance.
I'm obviously depressed about this but I have little fight left. If this blog is to be included in all future elections, there's a good chance I'll never get to run it again. After a few close elections, I can't seem to get to first base any more. I do want to personally thank Nonsequitur, Limittest, Lauren and Andrea for voting for me. You guys mean a lot to me.
I am hoping Bonita will turn this blog over to Andrea but I doubt that'll be the case. I'll do my best to suck it up and continue to contribute but it'll be hard with someone else running things. I know it's easy to start another blog but I am not going to do that. Until I can get a clean bill of health, especially with the swollen gland, I probably won't be of much use around here anyway because my mind is tormented by thoughts of cancer.
Susan
Trip to eye doctor - 20/20 vision, no problems
today's trip to the DDS - not as good
During my recent health worries I have had a salivary gland that has been slightly swollen. My GP didn't feel it but today I asked my dentist to feel it and sure enough, it's enlarged. He was quick to say it probably wasn't serious and wouldn't lose any sleep over it but as you know I'm not the type not to worry.
He did say to go back to the doctor and get it checked by an oral surgeon just to be safe. So now I have an 8:45 appt at my doctor on Friday. The gland is soft and movable which usually indicates something of benign origin but that doesn't stop me from worrying that I'm looking at Lymphoma face to face. My only hope is that it hasn't spread much.
Another ADM election has come and gone and still nothing to show for. This time I finished last in a field with three other women with limited talent. And to nobodies shock, the least qualified candidate won, Bonita. Yes, mid 70s Bonita who rarely even writes. I also lost to Pardeep and a 15 year old.
I hate to say it but Bonita has vowed to take this blog out of my control during her reign saying she'll hold me to my promise to include this blog in the elections. While I had the guts to go against Debra and Joyce the last time this happened, there is simply no way I can go against Bonita. She can and would make my life a living hell if I resisted her and I won't dare take that chance.
I'm obviously depressed about this but I have little fight left. If this blog is to be included in all future elections, there's a good chance I'll never get to run it again. After a few close elections, I can't seem to get to first base any more. I do want to personally thank Nonsequitur, Limittest, Lauren and Andrea for voting for me. You guys mean a lot to me.
I am hoping Bonita will turn this blog over to Andrea but I doubt that'll be the case. I'll do my best to suck it up and continue to contribute but it'll be hard with someone else running things. I know it's easy to start another blog but I am not going to do that. Until I can get a clean bill of health, especially with the swollen gland, I probably won't be of much use around here anyway because my mind is tormented by thoughts of cancer.
Susan
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Update 6/19
Hello,
I know things have been a little slow here lately and I am sorry for that. Between my continuing headaches and other problems and the ADM Election on the TDQ blog, I haven't made much time for this blog. But this blog is every bit as important to me as that blog so I need to start posting more.
The ADM election is now a write in only and that is a good idea. This way I know who is loyal to me and who isn't. It also gives us a look into who votes and who blows them off. Right now it is an extremely close race. Bonita, yes Bonita, has seven votes, I have six, Pardeep has five and Chivonn four. I'm sure the Bonita votes were cast solely to piss me off. But the joke will be on them if Bonita gets elected. If you think the last three months were a total disaster, you haven't seen anything yet.
This past Tuesday I went to the Neurologist at Kaiser. He spent an hour looking me over. I assume he spent that long with me because he had me strip and wear just a gown and I was barefoot. No doubt this gave him a thrill seeing my bare feet.
He did strength and coordination tests as well as cognitive tests and I passed them all 100%. He noted I was very strong for a female. He said he did not in any way suspect a brain tumor or any other neurological disorder. But the reassurance lasted just hours.
I continue to not be able to see any way possible that there is nothing wrong with me. I feel like total shit every single day. Headaches, neck pain, back pain, sore glands, muscle twitches, fatigue, eye pain, and pressure in my ears. I also have a constant knot in my stomach. The only time I feel decent is when I am in bed sleeping.
I wonder if orgasms would help me feel better. With a couple weeks remaining before Keena allows either Andrea or I to cum, we both remain a wet, horny mess. Even in spite of my health worries I feel the strong urge to cum. I know Mistress Keena is closer to Andrea and this makes me skeptical that I'll get a fair shake. She has promised major heartache through extended denial for the loser. : (
Anyway, this is what's been going on. I remain very hopeful and optimistic in the ADM Election. I have been one of the few active posters the past three months and have minded my Ps and Qs. I feel I very much deserve a shot to finally be ADM. I also had challenged Joyce Marie to a one on one election here because of what happened in April but she said no. "I know I'd get steamrolled" was Joyce Marie's response. "And if I'm busy running a blog, how will I have time to pick up men at the county jail" also stated by Joyce.
Have a nice week,
Susan
I know things have been a little slow here lately and I am sorry for that. Between my continuing headaches and other problems and the ADM Election on the TDQ blog, I haven't made much time for this blog. But this blog is every bit as important to me as that blog so I need to start posting more.
The ADM election is now a write in only and that is a good idea. This way I know who is loyal to me and who isn't. It also gives us a look into who votes and who blows them off. Right now it is an extremely close race. Bonita, yes Bonita, has seven votes, I have six, Pardeep has five and Chivonn four. I'm sure the Bonita votes were cast solely to piss me off. But the joke will be on them if Bonita gets elected. If you think the last three months were a total disaster, you haven't seen anything yet.
This past Tuesday I went to the Neurologist at Kaiser. He spent an hour looking me over. I assume he spent that long with me because he had me strip and wear just a gown and I was barefoot. No doubt this gave him a thrill seeing my bare feet.
He did strength and coordination tests as well as cognitive tests and I passed them all 100%. He noted I was very strong for a female. He said he did not in any way suspect a brain tumor or any other neurological disorder. But the reassurance lasted just hours.
I continue to not be able to see any way possible that there is nothing wrong with me. I feel like total shit every single day. Headaches, neck pain, back pain, sore glands, muscle twitches, fatigue, eye pain, and pressure in my ears. I also have a constant knot in my stomach. The only time I feel decent is when I am in bed sleeping.
I wonder if orgasms would help me feel better. With a couple weeks remaining before Keena allows either Andrea or I to cum, we both remain a wet, horny mess. Even in spite of my health worries I feel the strong urge to cum. I know Mistress Keena is closer to Andrea and this makes me skeptical that I'll get a fair shake. She has promised major heartache through extended denial for the loser. : (
Anyway, this is what's been going on. I remain very hopeful and optimistic in the ADM Election. I have been one of the few active posters the past three months and have minded my Ps and Qs. I feel I very much deserve a shot to finally be ADM. I also had challenged Joyce Marie to a one on one election here because of what happened in April but she said no. "I know I'd get steamrolled" was Joyce Marie's response. "And if I'm busy running a blog, how will I have time to pick up men at the county jail" also stated by Joyce.
Have a nice week,
Susan
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| JWoww (Jenni Farley) |
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| Khloe and Kim Kardashian |
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| Kirstie Alley being admired by Limittest |
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| Kirsten Dunst |
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| Leona Machalkova |
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
It's NOT a rivalry
What's the greatest rivalry in sports? Almost anyone would say Yankees/Red Sox, right? Not me. Tell me just how in the hell it can still be called a rivalry when it's totally one sided? For years now the Sox have absolutely owned the Yankees in every way imaginable and it's continuing this week in Yankee Stadium. Or should I say Fenway South?
How can it be a great rivalry when all the Red Sox have to do is merely take the field and the Yankees shit their pants in abject fear? And make no mistake, the Yankees are afraid to death of the Boston Red Sox. It reminds me of when Mike Tyson was in his prime and opponents would be so afraid they couldn't even look him in the eye before the fight began. Tyson had the fight won before it even started out of intimidation.
It's exactly the same scenario with the Red Sox and Yankees. It's over before it starts. Does anyone who actually watches these bore fests really think the Yankees stand a chance before the game begins? Not if you are smart. It amazes me that they continue to televise these "games". As I've said before watching a Yankees vs. Red Sox game is much like watching a Harlem Globetrotters vs. Washington Generals game. The Sox simply fuck with the Yankees like the Trotters fuck with the Generals. The outcome is a foregone conclusion.
The problem all starts at the top as Brian Cashman is Theo Epstein's little bitch. Theo continues to make Cashman look like an outright fool year in and year out. Case in point this past offseason when the Sox signed Carl Crawford and traded for Adrian Gonzalez and picked up one of our valuable relief pitchers that we FOOLISHLY released Alfredo Aceves. What did Cashman do do counter the awesome Red Sox moves? Sign a bunch of old, broken down garbage like Carlos Silva, Kevin Millwood, Freddy Garcia , Bartolo Colon and Andruw Jones. Nice.
Want another reason the Sox own the Yankees? The fans at the ballparks. You go to Boston and these fans are rowdy, noisy, and are INTO the game even when the Sox are far behind. Then you go to the Bronx and these mother fuckers sit on their hands from start to finish. You'd swear you were in a library instead of a ball park. It's absolutely pathetic how quiet and not into it the Yankee fans are. They suck worse than the actual shitty team on the field.
But perhaps the biggest difference is the Red Sox are a bunch of men who are out there having fun and giving it 100%. The Yankees are stiff and passionless. And for God's sake, get rid of this ridiculous "no facial hair" rule. What the fucking hell is that anyway? These are fucking BASEBALL players, not life insurance salesman. Let them be men!
If you've never read this blog before you are probably thinking that I'm a Sox fan and a Yankee hater. Quite the contrary. I've been a Yankees fan all my life but I tell you the truth I've never been so disgusted in them as I am right now. Sure, the Red Sox are loaded and are a great team. But other teams can and do beat them, but not the Yankees. The Yankees are absolutely incapable of playing on the same field as the Red Sox. The Yankees are scared out of their minds of the Red Sox and it couldn't be more obvious.
Rumors have it the Yankees might trade for another starting pitcher, another reliever or two and possibly a bat. My question is, can they trade for a heart because this team has none. Absolutely pathetic beyond words.
As the ADM Election draws near for the TDQ blog, I want to announce that I have not decided whether or not to even be a candidate. In fact, there is a better than 50/50 chance that blog is going to close pretty soon. Some of us California women have been talking and we agree that the blog has likely run it's course. It's just plain boring to most of us any more and not one of us is even excited about running this time. Debra won't run again, nor will Keena. Kirstie recently pulled out and Miss Melanie told me today that's she won't run. Andrea is out due to health reasons and I'm very seriously thinking of pulling out myself.
If that blog does close, which seems likely, I fully intend to keep this one going. I'm not tied to talking about female orgasm denial, bondage or that sort of stuff. This is a place for me to come vent about whatever I choose, or post celeb feet or update on the goings on in Nonsequitur's surreal life. And if I want, orgasm denial. This blog isn't full of non participating people.
Speaking of Nonsequitur the latest news is that on his way to his new job this morning, he kidnapped a seven year old boy from a bus stop. After a long police chase, the boy was thankfully recovered from Nonsequitur's trunk. Of course he was once again arrested. When asked why he kidnapped the young boy, Nonsequitur responded by saying "Because I fucking hate fucking kids, that's why. I was planning on throwing him into a canal had I not been spotted".
Here is a mug shot of Nonsequitur after the kidnapping this morning...
I also received another incredibly hateful email from Lauren this morning. Here it is...
"Susan, Regarding the recent health problems for you and Andrea, all I can say is that they are all deserved. God is punishing both of you cunts because you are lesbians. You should know this by now. Look at me, I fuck a hundred different men a week and I'm as healthy as a horse. He does not look down on sex outside of marriage unless it's by a couple of carpet munchers like you two. I stand by what I said in my last email to you, I hope the both of you two bitches die and die soon of cancer, a stroke or whatever horrible death may come your way. You especially Susan, make me fucking sick.
Sincerely,
Lauren "
As you can see, Lauren has it out for me and I don't understand why. I have always been very kind to her and this is what I get in return. Go figure!
Susan
Now a few foot pics!
How can it be a great rivalry when all the Red Sox have to do is merely take the field and the Yankees shit their pants in abject fear? And make no mistake, the Yankees are afraid to death of the Boston Red Sox. It reminds me of when Mike Tyson was in his prime and opponents would be so afraid they couldn't even look him in the eye before the fight began. Tyson had the fight won before it even started out of intimidation.
It's exactly the same scenario with the Red Sox and Yankees. It's over before it starts. Does anyone who actually watches these bore fests really think the Yankees stand a chance before the game begins? Not if you are smart. It amazes me that they continue to televise these "games". As I've said before watching a Yankees vs. Red Sox game is much like watching a Harlem Globetrotters vs. Washington Generals game. The Sox simply fuck with the Yankees like the Trotters fuck with the Generals. The outcome is a foregone conclusion.
The problem all starts at the top as Brian Cashman is Theo Epstein's little bitch. Theo continues to make Cashman look like an outright fool year in and year out. Case in point this past offseason when the Sox signed Carl Crawford and traded for Adrian Gonzalez and picked up one of our valuable relief pitchers that we FOOLISHLY released Alfredo Aceves. What did Cashman do do counter the awesome Red Sox moves? Sign a bunch of old, broken down garbage like Carlos Silva, Kevin Millwood, Freddy Garcia , Bartolo Colon and Andruw Jones. Nice.
Want another reason the Sox own the Yankees? The fans at the ballparks. You go to Boston and these fans are rowdy, noisy, and are INTO the game even when the Sox are far behind. Then you go to the Bronx and these mother fuckers sit on their hands from start to finish. You'd swear you were in a library instead of a ball park. It's absolutely pathetic how quiet and not into it the Yankee fans are. They suck worse than the actual shitty team on the field.
But perhaps the biggest difference is the Red Sox are a bunch of men who are out there having fun and giving it 100%. The Yankees are stiff and passionless. And for God's sake, get rid of this ridiculous "no facial hair" rule. What the fucking hell is that anyway? These are fucking BASEBALL players, not life insurance salesman. Let them be men!
If you've never read this blog before you are probably thinking that I'm a Sox fan and a Yankee hater. Quite the contrary. I've been a Yankees fan all my life but I tell you the truth I've never been so disgusted in them as I am right now. Sure, the Red Sox are loaded and are a great team. But other teams can and do beat them, but not the Yankees. The Yankees are absolutely incapable of playing on the same field as the Red Sox. The Yankees are scared out of their minds of the Red Sox and it couldn't be more obvious.
Rumors have it the Yankees might trade for another starting pitcher, another reliever or two and possibly a bat. My question is, can they trade for a heart because this team has none. Absolutely pathetic beyond words.
As the ADM Election draws near for the TDQ blog, I want to announce that I have not decided whether or not to even be a candidate. In fact, there is a better than 50/50 chance that blog is going to close pretty soon. Some of us California women have been talking and we agree that the blog has likely run it's course. It's just plain boring to most of us any more and not one of us is even excited about running this time. Debra won't run again, nor will Keena. Kirstie recently pulled out and Miss Melanie told me today that's she won't run. Andrea is out due to health reasons and I'm very seriously thinking of pulling out myself.
If that blog does close, which seems likely, I fully intend to keep this one going. I'm not tied to talking about female orgasm denial, bondage or that sort of stuff. This is a place for me to come vent about whatever I choose, or post celeb feet or update on the goings on in Nonsequitur's surreal life. And if I want, orgasm denial. This blog isn't full of non participating people.
Speaking of Nonsequitur the latest news is that on his way to his new job this morning, he kidnapped a seven year old boy from a bus stop. After a long police chase, the boy was thankfully recovered from Nonsequitur's trunk. Of course he was once again arrested. When asked why he kidnapped the young boy, Nonsequitur responded by saying "Because I fucking hate fucking kids, that's why. I was planning on throwing him into a canal had I not been spotted".
Here is a mug shot of Nonsequitur after the kidnapping this morning...
I also received another incredibly hateful email from Lauren this morning. Here it is...
"Susan, Regarding the recent health problems for you and Andrea, all I can say is that they are all deserved. God is punishing both of you cunts because you are lesbians. You should know this by now. Look at me, I fuck a hundred different men a week and I'm as healthy as a horse. He does not look down on sex outside of marriage unless it's by a couple of carpet munchers like you two. I stand by what I said in my last email to you, I hope the both of you two bitches die and die soon of cancer, a stroke or whatever horrible death may come your way. You especially Susan, make me fucking sick.
Sincerely,
Lauren "
As you can see, Lauren has it out for me and I don't understand why. I have always been very kind to her and this is what I get in return. Go figure!
Susan
Now a few foot pics!
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| Alicia Silverfish and her dog "Hitler". Don't get too excited Joyce Marie! |
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| Shirley Jones (biological mother of Nonsequitur) |
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| Sheree J. Wilson and her dog "Cock Face". Again, Joyce, control yourself! |
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| Liv Tyler (the woman Limittest lost his virginity to, just three years ago at the age of 54.) |
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| Flaming liberal Katie Couric sporting a baseball cap of the biggest losers in professional sports. |
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Time to figure it out
Hello,
So here we go, into five or six straight weeks of this head pressure and dull headaches. After moping around all weekend I decided it's time to do something about it. I have emailed my doctor at Kaiser and have requested a referral to a Neurologist. I've had these headaches and pressure off and on for years and I'm sick of it.
If it's nothing serious than so be it. But if it is, I need to know. For years each doctor I've seen have been dumbfounded by my problem. I've gotten opinions from anxiety, stress, posture, muscle tension, allergies, sinuses, barometric pressure, inner ear problems and so on and so on. In short, only guesses.
Being the hypochondriac I am, I always worry it's a brain tumor and this time more than ever. But enough guessing, it's time to see a Neurologist. I've now put things in motion and it's time to get to the bottom of it. Even if the Neuro finds no obvious problem I'll feel better if he/she concludes based on tests that I do not have a brain tumor, MS or ALS. But now I should finally see someone who knows a thing or two about my problem.
Here on the home front, both Andrea and I continue to do our best to impress Mistress Keena in hopes of a July 4th orgasm. I went out to wash her car today after the rain stopped. I cleaned it inside and out and also put a coat of wax on it. I also gave her another long foot massage and rubbed her back also.
Andrea got into hot water with Keena the other day by getting visibly angry with her for never getting to ride the Sybian. She even back talked a little to her and Keena washed her mouth out with soap for it. I pray this has evened up the score a little after my tough start with Keena. I think right now I am still a little behind in the orgasm race but I feel I have gained. But only Keena knows for sure who has the upper hand and she isn't saying anything.
This is simply one contest I can not lose. I've been able to take one defeat after another in my birthday orgasm votes and have gotten through one humiliating loss after another in my quest to regain control of the blogs. But this is one I must win. Keena has indicated whoever loses the orgasm race is in for an unspeakable long wait and I shudder at the thought. I'm so desperate for an orgasm at this point, I'd fuck Barack Obama to have one. Hell, I'd probably let a horse fuck me at this point.
Now for some feet!
Susan
So here we go, into five or six straight weeks of this head pressure and dull headaches. After moping around all weekend I decided it's time to do something about it. I have emailed my doctor at Kaiser and have requested a referral to a Neurologist. I've had these headaches and pressure off and on for years and I'm sick of it.
If it's nothing serious than so be it. But if it is, I need to know. For years each doctor I've seen have been dumbfounded by my problem. I've gotten opinions from anxiety, stress, posture, muscle tension, allergies, sinuses, barometric pressure, inner ear problems and so on and so on. In short, only guesses.
Being the hypochondriac I am, I always worry it's a brain tumor and this time more than ever. But enough guessing, it's time to see a Neurologist. I've now put things in motion and it's time to get to the bottom of it. Even if the Neuro finds no obvious problem I'll feel better if he/she concludes based on tests that I do not have a brain tumor, MS or ALS. But now I should finally see someone who knows a thing or two about my problem.
Here on the home front, both Andrea and I continue to do our best to impress Mistress Keena in hopes of a July 4th orgasm. I went out to wash her car today after the rain stopped. I cleaned it inside and out and also put a coat of wax on it. I also gave her another long foot massage and rubbed her back also.
Andrea got into hot water with Keena the other day by getting visibly angry with her for never getting to ride the Sybian. She even back talked a little to her and Keena washed her mouth out with soap for it. I pray this has evened up the score a little after my tough start with Keena. I think right now I am still a little behind in the orgasm race but I feel I have gained. But only Keena knows for sure who has the upper hand and she isn't saying anything.
This is simply one contest I can not lose. I've been able to take one defeat after another in my birthday orgasm votes and have gotten through one humiliating loss after another in my quest to regain control of the blogs. But this is one I must win. Keena has indicated whoever loses the orgasm race is in for an unspeakable long wait and I shudder at the thought. I'm so desperate for an orgasm at this point, I'd fuck Barack Obama to have one. Hell, I'd probably let a horse fuck me at this point.
Now for some feet!
Susan
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